“. . . it contains almost a hundred pages of nonsense, some of which is amusing. This is the highest praise I am going to give this book, as I'm seriously slightly annoyed that my bit isn't in it, but I'll give it five stars because thankfully less than thirty percent of the articles in this book are about puppetry.”
-David Thorne, author of That’s Not How You Wash a Squirrel
"In a time when we need real heroes more than ever, Christopher L. Jorgensen arrives to save us all. And I don't care if he masturbates in his kitchen or not—this is not a time to be picky."
- Dave Hill, author of Tasteful Nudes-
“Jorgensen is the master of yanking corporate American’s chain.”